LAS VEGAS – DÉJÀ VU LOVE BOUTIQUE LAS VEGAS, the world’s largest upscale adult superstore, will donate one “pocket pu$$y” toy to Donald Trump for each customer who makes a satisfactory donation to Planned Parenthood.

“Even though we’re known worldwide as the largest, highest-grossing adult superstore on the planet, we still feel the need to give back to the community” said Megan Swartz, the store’s manager. “With all of the media hype surrounding Donald Trump’s comments about how he can just find any woman and “grab ‘em by the pu$$y,” we thought we could not only send him an infinite supply of “pu$$y” to grab, but donate to a worthy cause in the meantime. Each customer whose in-store purchase exceeds $75 will have an opportunity to donate an extra $20 to Planned Parenthood, for which the Love Boutique will mail a brand-new pocket pu$$y to Mr. Trump’s headquarters in New York City.”

The Las Vegas adult store, which features the country’s largest selection of adult toys, novelties, and DVD’s, spans over 40,000 square feet and sees nearly 5,000 customers per week.

“Our goal is to send 50,000 pocket pu$$ies to Mr. Trump. That’d be $1,000,000 for Planned Parenthood and plenty of “pu$$y” for Mr. Trump to grab for the next four years,” continued Swartz. “We plan on running this charity promotion for all of 2017, so even if just a fraction of our customers made the donation, we’d hit our goal.

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